Y’all. Check out the Nipper’s Fries.
You see that, right? Bacon, melty cheese, ranch dressing and a three cheese blend, all smothering a large platter of fries. Orgasmic doesn’t quite go far enough. I’m pretty sure these took a couple years off my life by clogging my arteries at least by half. But hey, I’d do it again. Because, damn! So gooey good! Every bite is like a hadouken of creamy ranch cheesiness. Like a kamehameha wave of sinful pleasure. Is that too far? It’s not! It’s that delicious.