Nippers Pub: Nipper’s Fries- Westville, NJ

Y’all. Check out the Nipper’s Fries.

You see that, right? Bacon, melty cheese, ranch dressing and a three cheese blend, all smothering a large platter of fries. Orgasmic doesn’t quite go far enough. I’m pretty sure these took a couple years off my life by clogging my arteries at least by half. But hey, I’d do it again. Because, damn! So gooey good! Every bite is like a hadouken of  creamy ranch cheesiness. Like a kamehameha wave of sinful pleasure. Is that too far? It’s not! It’s that delicious.

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