News – “17 Frozen Pizzas That Taste Better Than Delivery, Ranked”

delish.comWe know frozen pizzas aren’t usually what you think of when you picture yourself biting into a hot, delicious slice, but there are times when you can’t wait on delivery and frozen will have to do.

A team of taste-testers sampled every kind of frozen pizza sold at major grocery stores, rating them on a scale of 1 (Is this even pizza?) to 5 (Is this delivery?), so you don’t have to waste your money on the cardboard stuff.

17. Totino’s Party Pizza


We had high hopes for this one when one of our taste-testers raved about how he would eat it almost daily as a child. But as soon as we bit into the pizza we realized this number was better left for kids or people who just don’t know any better. To say that the party pizza was far from pizza would be an understatement — the unmelted cheese, lackluster crust, and weirdly chunky pepperoni caused one taste tester to claim he “wouldn’t even feed it to a dog.”

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16. Whole Foods 365 Thin Crust Pepperoni Pizza


Whole Foods is a pro at healthy food but pizza, not so much. Though no tasters completely hated the pizza, it didn’t go beyond decent. The biggest complaint was that the pizza didn’t “have a lot of flavor, but quite a bit of grease”— definitely not something you’d expect from the chain. 

Hmmmm not sure if I agree with this list, going to have to bring  this up as a topic for the podcast.

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