News – “Someone Has Created ‘Mayochup’ And We Don’t Know How To Feel” – Mayonnaise and Ketchup are two of the best condiments known to man. Fact. And anyone who says otherwise is obviously wrong.

When it comes to these two staples of the modern man’s diet, there’s only one brand that does it right, and that’s Heinz.

But now the brand is confusing the internet with a hybrid of the two sauces, that they are calling ‘Mayochup’. Clever.


#yummmm #mayochup

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You see, mixing mayonnaise and ketchup is hardly anything new, and everyone has done it at some point in their lives (read: at least once a week), so why did Heinz feel the need to create a whole new thing? Surely that’s peak laziness, people?

Some people feel vindicated by the endorsement of what is sometimes a controversialmash-up:

Currently you can buy the sauces online in the Middle East, from The Sultan Centre and Margin Fresh, for around $3-$4 (plus a whole load of shipping charges, obvs).

No word yet on whether Heinz U.S. plans to bring Mayochup to our fine shelves. We’ll just have to stick with mixing it ourselves for the time being, then.

Look everyone knows how I feel about ketchup and the people who frown up at it, and I enjoy mayo on my sammiches, just a little bit of mayo but I still enjoy it. I just don’t know if I need these 2 things mixed together partying together in one bottle, but I’ll get Wayne or Leer to try it and let me know if it’s poppin lol

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