News – “Brand Slam is a new show about fast food and wrestling”

polygon.com

Brands. They’re all around us, and their power is beyond measure. But which brand is best? We can make feeble attempts to rank fast-food chains, gaming franchises and ’90s sitcoms, but there has been no way to know for sure. Until now. Welcome to Brand Slam.

Using the hyper-accurate simulations offered by modern computing, we can create entirely accurate representations of our favorite (and most feared) brands, and pit them against one another in the cleanest, most honest form of competition known to man: professional wrestling.

In our first season, we’re stress testing a team of eight powerful fast-food brands. Panda Express, Papa John’s, Domino’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, KFC, Taco Bell and McDonald’s will lay it all on the line to be crowned the king of fast food.

In our premiere episode above, you’ll see the opening bout between the Burger King and the dreaded Domino’s Noid, as well as a hair-raising confrontation between the Panda Express Panda and Wendy’s own Dave Thomas.

New episodes of Brand Slam will arrive every Monday at 7 p.m. ET. You can watch Brand Slam on Polygon’s YouTube Page.


Oh this is phenomenal …just look at The King giving the Noid the blues in that video! Also I know Wendy’s is the shit, up there for me in the fast food realm…but damn I had no idea that my dude Dave was just out here all sorts of ripped up. He was no match for Sir Panda though, I just hope the Papa and his terrible pizza gets his ass busted and thrown out the ring.

 

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