munchies.vice.com – “I thought she’d spit in it and it wasn’t until an hour later when I dumped it out that I realized it was much worse.”
We’ll give it to Lee Graves: he knows how to write an opening line. “So how about the girl at McDonald’s tried to murder me today for telling her ‘This was supposed to be a large Coke,’” he posted on his Facebook page. In 15 riveting sentences, Graves summed up his trip to McDonald’s, his subsequent stay in the hospital, introduced the Jacksonville (Florida) Sheriff’s Department as a supporting character—then wrapped it all up with a succinct “Smh.”
“I thought my taste buds were off since I’ve had a bunch of dental work done this week but when I took the lid off I saw a big clump of blue goo,” he wrote. “I thought she’d spit in it and it wasn’t until an hour later when I dumped it out that I realized it was much worse.” Graves saw the half-melted remnants of what, to him, looked like a Tide Pod or similar kind of detergent pod.
What in the entire fuck is going on in 2018?! Now after the one story I posted where the lady down in Louisiana got caught trying to pull off the fast food scam I would say let’s wait this out and get all the facts….but uhhhhh you know that’s not what we do over here at JG. I would be soooooooooooooooooo furious if I went to take a sip of my delicious Orange Hi-C (seriously why is the Mcdonalds fountain version of this so damn good, it’s delightful diabetes in a cup) and all of a sudden you taste soap and see blue shit just floating around in there….