News – “You Can Now Buy Nickelodeon’s Infamous Slime As A Condiment”

foodbeast.comHarkening back to my youth, I remember much of my childhood entertainment featured a lot of green slime. Particularly Nickelodeon’s infamous brightly-colored sludge. Not gonna lie, a part of me has always wondered what the green goo tasted like. My eight-year-old self would ask: How come those kids never licked the slime off their faces?

Well it seems like Walmart and Nickelodeon partnered up and recreated the iconic green slime for all to enjoy — in condiment form. While actually a ketchup, the emerald topping will look and feel like slime.

 
 
 

Not too long ago, former Double Dare host Marc Summers revealed that the original recipe for the televised slime consisted of vanilla pudding, apple sauce, green food coloring, and a bit of oatmeal.

 
 Obviously, that doesn’t sound too appetizing to consume — well, actually that doesn’t sound half bad either.
 
 Until they recreate the texturized original, the new slime ketchup is now available at Walmart locations nationwide. I may grab a bottle and see how it holds up on a hot dogcorn dog, some fries. Stay tuned.

Guys I can’t be the only one that thought back in the day that the slime used to look like straight mucus….so I certainly don’t want the booger ketchup on my fries. Pass pass pass pass.

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