News – “This Nail Salon Will Put an Entire Set of Usable Cutlery on Your Fingernails” – “I know it’s supposed to be funny or whateva, buuuut how is she gonna wipe her booty?”

After years of straws, coffee stirrers and sporks, an increasing number of cities and countries have decided that they’re done with plastic. On June 1, Malibu, California’s ban on all single-use plastics, including straws and all forms of cutlery, officially went into effect. The entire European Union is currently considering a similar ban, a plan that will require the OK of the European Parliament and could take four years to fully implement. And IKEA has announced that, by 2020, all of the customers who still enjoy its cafeteria will have to lick lingonberry jam off of something that isn’t a plastic plate, fork or knife.


So what are you supposed to do, especially if you don’t want to walk around with silverware in your back pocket? You can always book an appointment at Nail Sunny, the Moscow salon that takes nail art to an extreme level. (How extreme? It recently paid tribute to Soviet space dogs Belka and Strelka with 3-D nail portraits and a tiny rocketship that COULD ACTUALLY BE LIT ON FIRE).

Nail Sunny recently posted a video of one of its latest creations on Instagram, an elaborate process that left one lucky (???) customer with a miniature fork, spoon, knife and toothpick attached to the fingers of her right hand. And yeah, she can eat with them too: she uses her middle finger to slice a chocolate dessert and then picks it up with the fork attached to her index finger.

“I know it’s supposed to be funny or whateva, buuuut how is she gonna wipe her booty?”

Dude this was my exact thought when I saw this headline and the picture of the nails…just for functionality purposes alone this is asinine. Counterpoint , it looks really cool on Instagram I guess when you’re eating your food with tiny fingernail forks? I don’t know I’m trying over here.


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