News – “Has Prince William ever had a hot dog? An investigation” – WASHINGTON — Small questions often elicit profound answers and so it was a day after the British Royal family released photos celebrated the christening of Prince Louis.

“I can’t find anything to suggest Prince William has ever eaten a hot dog in public,” said Charlie Proctor, the Editor-in-Chief of Royal Central. “No doubt he will have had one at some point behind the walls of Kensington Palace.”The question: Has Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge and future king of England, ever had a hot dog?

Proctor added that a former chef for the Royal Air Force said Prince William was fond of lamb burgers when he served as a search and rescue helicopter pilot.

“This is the strangest question that we have received today,” Proctor acknowledged.

This debate has engulfed the WTOP Newsroom for the better part of Monday morning.

Like most great debates around profound questions, this one started simply.

While discussing the christening of Prince Louis, WTOP reporter and editor John Domen noted that a christening is often celebrated in the U.S. with a simple cook out.

This observation prompted WTOP Digital Editor Abigail Constantino to note that the British Royal Family has likely never attended a “normal” cookout, to which Domen wondered aloud, “Do you think Prince William has ever even had a hot dog?”

“This is the strangest question that we have received today,” Proctor acknowledged.

It’s called hard-hitting journalism Mr. Proctor, what are you guys covering up?! Where are the hot dogs!! These headlines are seriously some shit straight from The Onion or something that would have happened in Idiocracy. Speaking of that…we’re totally heading there as a society and it’s happening sooner than later. I want my toilet chair!

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