News – “People want to drink the red liquid from newly-opened 4,000-year-old sarcophagus”

metro.co.uk – When a massive ancient black granite sarcophagus was unearthed by archaeologists in Egypt three weeks ago, fear circulated that it could contain a horrifying curse.

Many said we should just leave it where we found it, untouched and never to unleash its terrifying torment. But did we listen? No.

The skeletons of family mummies are seen at the site of the newly discovered giant black sarcophagus  The warning fell on deaf ears, and experts prised open the 2,000-year-old eldritch box to reveal its full horror. Inside lay three skeletons and a red-brown sewage water, which, apparently, gave off an unbearable stench. Mule wins dressage competition first time horse/donkey cross is allowed to enter But not content to leave it at that one guy now actually wants to drink the skeleton juice. Innes McKendrick, a video games producer from Guildford, Surrey, has launched a petition to let us slurp up the decomposed contents.

Innes McKendrick wants to drink the skeleton juice Addressed to the ‘King of Skeletons, Egypt’ (who we’re guessing are our new overlords) he wrote: ‘We need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die.’

 He’s not alone in his thinking, with 87 people having signed up in support since it was launched eight hours ago. The 2,000-year-old sarcophagus was discovered three weeks ago (Picture: Reuters) Innes posted the petition to his 21,000 Twitter followers earlier today and it has so far received more than 2,000 re-tweets and 6,000 likes.

One user asked the question that was on all of our lips, why? Yes, Innes. Why? His answer: ‘Don’t want it to go to waste.’


…WHY?! I said that we we’re heading to the future that Idiocracy predicted and that shit is coming at rapid speeds…holy shit we’re dumb..

 

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