News – “13-Year-Old Boy Charged with Assault for Blowing McDonald’s French Fry Out of Straw” – Thankfully, the fast food chain has already pledged to remove these dangerous French fry launchers from its restaurants.

Last month, McDonald’s announced that it will soon start swapping its plastic straws for paper ones at its restaurants in the United Kingdom and Ireland. It currently has 1,361 locations in the two countries, and those restaurants go through 1.8 million straws every day, according to the BBC. But just one of those 1.8 million straws was the focal point of a recent court case—and it’s the reason why a 13-year-old boy was charged with assault.

In November, the boy and three of his friends were eating at a McDonald’s in Hammersmith, West London, when they started acting like… a group of unattended 13-year-old boys. One of them allegedly put a French fry into his straw and tried to launch it at his friend’s face. He missed.

The fry hit a woman who was eating with a group of her friends, and she confronted the kid. According to The Sun, all seven of them got into a fight that spilled outside the restaurant, and the boys all found themselves facing criminal charges. After a police investigation that stretched across an embarrassing number of calendar pages, the fry-launcher was charged with assault; after two magistrate trials, the charge was dropped after he accepted a police caution.

Damn, so I know in America if you launch a chair in a group of people it turns into a full blown brawl but I didn’t know in London that if you launch a french fry it has a similar effect…interesting. (Why are the cops getting called for this people, this is why we need the food police)

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