News – Mayonnaise.Fuckin.Ice Cream SMH

thedailymeal.com – The unsuspecting dessert hails from the UK

This ice cream contains real mayo.

In this day and age, nothing is off the table for ice cream flavors. Gone are simpler days of chocolate and vanilla, because it’s 2018 and innovators are experimenting with flavors based on pizza and New Jersey’s beloved Taylor Ham pork roll — both of which are apparently pretty good. Alas, one creamery in the U.K. may have taken things too far with its latest frankenfection: mayonnaise ice cream.

Mayonnaise already has some unexpected uses. It can be the secret for perfectly-grilled foodtastes delicious on fries, and can be used to moisten up cakes. But mayonnaise ice cream? That sounds like something crawling out from a grim castle on a stormy night. But, indeed, ICE artisan ice cream in Falkirk, Scotland, is selling the bizarre ice cream. 

The shop posted a photo of the unusual flavor to Instagram captioned “Who knows a mayo addict?” and some people are losing their sanity.

 “JUST. NO! And, I love mayo,” @curvygirllingerie wrote.

“What gets me is the sprinkle of mayo on the top like icing how could you,” @denadesimone pleaded.

“TRIGGERED,” @ebambs said.

“I’m going to report this page for hate content. How dare you desecrate the honor of ice cream with this monstrosity?! Ew! No! *recoils in horror,*” @ishii_lbc wrote.

And then there were those who couldn’t wait to try the condiment-clad treat, and those who’d already forked over $2.62 per scoop to try it.

“I thought it was #justwrongonsomanylevels but then I tried it!!! It’s actually really nice, creamy and rich,” @linny 70 opined.

“I’d eat that,” @maggieh.b6 said.

“I need this,” @georgiegupwellx wrote.


“I thought it was #justwrongonsomanylevels but then I tried it!!! It’s actually really nice, creamy and rich,” @linny 70 opined.

“I’d eat that,” @maggieh.b6 said.

“I need this,” @georgiegupwellx wrote.

Keep these people far far far away from me and my family….these are the people who come over to your house and walk straight to the fridge and start eating your food without asking, takes a shit in your toilet without flushing, and leaves the crib with the bottle of liquor that they brought over for the party.

Mayonnaise…fucking…ice cream. I’m just appalled on so many levels.

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