News – “Drunk whacked penis on women’s car then did poo in street – as they sat and ate chips”

gazettelive.co.uk – A drunk continually whacked his penis against a car and then did a poo on the floor – as the women inside the vehicle ate their chips.

John Henson had been on a marathon drinking session when he ruined the women’s seaside trip to Redcar.

Without warning, he opened his trousers and began whacking his genitals against the car door, Teesside Magistrates’ Court heard.

The driver called the man a “dirty b*****d” and threw some chips towards him, shut her window and then screamed for her mum, a passenger in the car, to do the same.

Prosecutor Rachael Dodsworth said Henson, 44, “continued to wiggle his penis around, then tried to get in the car through the window”.

Panicked, the women shouted for Henson to go away and tried to move the car – parked off Central Terrace, near Redcar’s clock tower – but they were blocked in.

At this point he dropped his trousers, turned and bent forward, and did a poo in the street near the car.

The bizarre series of events unfolded at around midday on June 29 close to Henson’s home at Henson Mews, Redcar.

The court also heard Henson shouted obscene sexual remarks at the women, before he was eventually calmed down.

The women – not from the area – said they used to enjoy coming to Redcar for fish and chips, but their idyllic day out was sullied.

In a statement read to the court, one of the victims said: “It was obscene and disgusting. I normally go to Redcar with my grandchildren but I was so glad I didn’t bring them this time.

“The dirty b****r put me off going to Redcar, and it put my off my dinner.”

Another witness said: “This was an embarrassment for the town of Redcar.”

A probation report prepared about Henson said he had been to a nightclub until 4.30am that morning, carried on drinking alone until 8am and had took cocaine, before going to a friend’s house.


Bro I’ve heard of benders and I’ve partied with the best of them but got damn my man…leaving the club at damn near 5 am….drinking alone until 8 am and then banging some lines before hitting a dick slang on a poor ladies car, taking a shit and eating some chips?! That’s some next level shit that I thought only went down in Vegas or some sort of random trailer park.

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