News – “Suspect Armed With Broomstick Attempts To Rob Fast Food Restaurant”

lex18.com – LEXINGTON, Ky. (LEX 18)– Police are looking for a man who they say tried to rob a fast food restaurant with a peculiar weapon.

It happened just around 11:15 p.m. Tuesday night at the Sonic on East New Circle.

Police say a suspect entered the store armed with a broomstick and demanded money.

When the manager refused, we’re told the man hit a door with the broomstick before taking off on foot toward North Limestone.

No one was hurt and nothing was taken.

Police say he was a skinny man in his 20’s wearing a gray shirt and jeans.


Another one of these articles and headlines that I need made into a comedy sketch…

Obvious man on drugs – “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY! I’M SERIOUS I’LL GET YOU REAL GOOD WITH THIS…THIS..BROOMSTICK!”

Manager -“no..”

Man on drugs – 

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