News – “US Open Fan Who Dips Chicken Finger in Soda Has People Confused”

complex.com – US Open fan who’s either an innovator or out of their mind, dunked a chicken finger in pop/soda in full view of cameras. Said dunking appears kind of messed up, but also would seem to fall squarely in the category of “don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.” 

However “don’t knock it until you’ve tried it” is not a life philosophy that jives with a forum where people voluntarily upload their opinions on the regular. Instead there appeared to be mass confusion at the act of culinary bravery by those who had their GIFs ready:


This is legit another case of precrime and this person needs to be locked away and evaluated damnit. I’m all about people enjoying condiments with their grub but when we’re out here dipping chicken fingers in soda we’ve gone a tad to far.

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