News – “Inside the NSFW Subreddit that Combines Nudes and Craft Beer Nerdery”

munchies.vice.com – r/ShowerBeersGoneWild’s nearly 8,000 members run the gamut between men and women, microbrew aficionados and Bud Light Lime lovers.

hat whole “beer in a shower” thing really is as therapeutic as advertised.

I know it’s become the ultimate cliche at this point, but seriously, give it a try; you don’t have to worry about the foam or the stickiness, and the post-brew bloat is immediately neutralized by the hot steam. Best of all, it catapults you into a rare moment of pure ego death. When you’re buzzed and mid-bathe, you truly don’t worry about what you look like, or what you’re going to wear later on in the evening.

That is, of course, unless you’re a member of the subredditr/ShowerBeerGoneWild, where people post nude photos of their shower beer binges for legions of fans all over the world. Shower drinking might be sanctified “me time” for most of us, but for others, it’s apparently the best way of feeling yourself.

r/ShowerBeerGoneWild has just under 8,000 subscribers, and posters and members run the gamut between men and women, microbrew aficionados and Bud Light Lime adherents. The format is what you’d expect from the other softcore-oriented GoneWild coteries on Reddit: a proudly naked selfie or belfie snapped from behind a shower curtain… with a can of beer sitting prominently in frame.

Redditor SaveTheOx, who proudly shares his six-pack and shapely rear end in the group, tells me that ShowerBeersGoneWild is the only GoneWild subreddit he posts on. (He’s been doing so for about a month, and, understandably, asks me to keep any identifying personal details out of this story.) He was a proud, routine shower drinker before he discovered its corresponding kink scene, and now that he’s integrating himself fully, it’s only encouraged the practice more. His go-to beer choice for bathing is a light, pineapple-infused local brew called Henderson’s Food Truck, but occasionally he mixes things up with a cider instead—usually a bottle of Savanna Dry.


Click through to the subbreddit at your own risk. Is it just me or when I read “nudes” I didn’t expect to be bombarded with a murder of dick pics. While I respect the 2018ness of the story, this subreddit is a hard pass. Nobody wants to see your flaccid pink penis. But if you like hairy, wet, naked people and seasonal brews this is definitely the spot for you. 

 

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