News – “New Jersey Man Faces DUI Charge, Allegedly Tells Cops He ‘Drank Too Much Because the Jets Suck’” – A New Jersey man was arrested on a DUI charge after telling police he “drank too much because the Jets suck,” authorities say.

Christopher J. Greyshock, 57, of West Milford, is facing assault by auto, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, driving under the influence, reckless driving and open container of alcohol in the motor vehicle charges stemming from the Sunday afternoon incident.

Wayne police say they were called to a vehicular accident with injuries at Alps Road and Route 23 around 5:15 p.m. When they arrived, Wayne First Squad was assessing an injured female and another person lying on the grass.

Police say that Greyshock approached them “staggering and swaying, unable to walk straight in danger of falling onto the highway.”

I think it’s only right that Todd Bowles and Sam Darnold cover this guys surcharges and lawyer fees….it’s seriously only right, could you imagine rooting for a team that has been so bad as of late that they have THIS highlight attached to them and gets played on national television every year on its anniversary?!

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That’s a different kind of sport hell that I couldn’t imagine living in, THEY JUST GOT BLOWN OUT BY THE BILLS AND MATT BARKLEY! I’m surprised there aren’t more arrests like this in North Jersey honestly after watching that dumpster fire of a team.

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