News – “James Bond has a ‘severe’ drinking problem, researchers argue”

foxnews.com – He’s blowing well over a 0.07.

Martini-loving spy James Bond has a severe drinking problem and should seek help, researchers argue in a new paper titled “License to Swill.”

“There is strong and consistent evidence that James Bond has a chronic alcohol consumption problem at the ‘severe’ end of the spectrum,” wrote the researchers from the University of Otago in New Zealand in the paper published Monday in the Medical Journal of Australia.M

During his six decades on screen, a drink touched the secret agent’s lips 109 times at an average of 4.5 times per movie, the researchers found.

The dashing spook’s biggest binge was in 2008’s “Quantum of Solace,” where he downed six of his signature Vesper Martinis.

This feat would put his blood alcohol level at 0.36, researchers estimated — well into the range that can be fatal.

When he drinks, Bond engages in risky behavior like having sex with enemies — “sometimes with guns or knives in the bed,” researchers wrote in the study.

This…this is what we’re using our energy to research huh University of Otago?? Look man if you had a job with the stress level of Mr. Bond you would prob need a couple drinks a day also…he doesn’t know if the woman at the bar winking at him is going to stab him or if the bathroom attendant is going to pistol whip him…this is daily! Let him enjoy his martinis in peace, as long as he keeps saving the world with time to spare.

Image result for james bond martini gif
Advertisements

Leave a Reply