timesrecordnews.com – Wichita Falls police received a rather unique call Friday morning involving a woman drinking wine in a Walmart parking lot.
Employees requested officers to ban a woman from the local Walmart store after she reportedly had been drinking wine from a Pringles can for several hours while riding on an electric cart.
The incident began shortly after 9 a.m. Friday when officers responded to a call to check on a suspicious person in the parking lot of Walmart, 2700 Central East Fwy.
Officer Jeff Hughes, a WFPD spokesperson, said police were told by dispatchers that they were looking for a woman wearing a blue jacket and black pants.
The woman was reportedly riding on an electric shopping cart more commonly used for people with physical limitations. Officers were also told she was drinking wine from a Pringle’s can.
Hughes said the reporting party said the suspect had been riding around in the store’s parking lot since 6:30 a.m. while drinking the alcoholic beverage.
Talk about living your best fucking life, holy hell. Just riding around a electric shopping cart in the Walmart parking lot piss drunk bat 6:30 AM is next level not giving a single fuck. I really thought I was starting to figure this whole life thing out and boom a news article like this comes a long and changes everything. The only real surprise here is that this took place in Texas….before I read the story and only clicked the headline I just KNEW this was going to be another Florida headline.