For anyone who somehow hasn’t been exposed to this curiosity, gender reveal celebrations usually announce a baby’s sex using pink or blue balloons, cake, smoke, or some other pink and blue-themed enterprise. The parents-to-be cut into, unveil or somehow release said color and everyone claps. (Yes, this is on top of the baby shower, which comes later.)
Villa Italian Kitchen, a pizza and pasta chain with locations across New Jersey, is now selling everything you need if you would like to eschew balloons and smoke-filled baseballs for layered pasta and ricotta cheese.
“Available now, the Gender Reveal Lasagna Catering Package features one cheese lasagna with a secret pink or blue interior, a tray of Villa Italian Kitchen’s famed garlic rolls and a choice of either a garden, Caesar or Greek salad,” the chain’s press release tells us.
We are nearing the end as a society folks, government shutdowns, wall talk, nazis waking around in 2019 and now…now we have gender reveal lasagna. I already thought the whole gender reveal thing trend was getting out of hand and just flat out annoying but this…this takes the cake. I want you guys to say this out loud…Gender Reveal Lasagna.
You felt like a jackass just saying it didn’t you?