A Beer for the Washed: Sam Adams Creates ‘Too Old, Too Slow, Still Here’ Patriots Beer Ahead Of Super Bowl

boston.cbslocal.com BOSTON (CBS) – Sam Adams has created a limited release beer called “Too Old, Too Slow, Still Here.” A total of 199 people will have the opportunity to purchase the beer, which comes in a goat-themed can.

The farmhouse double New England IPA will go on sale at an event Thursday from 4:30-7:30 p.m. at the Boston Brewery and Tap Room. Each of the first 199 people will be able to purchase one crowler apiece.

(Image Credit: Sam Adams Brewery)

There will be live music, food and souvenirs at the event. The beer will also be available on draft until the kegs are kicked.

“We’re behind New England Patriots 100 percent as they head to the big game,” said Sam Adams founder Jim Koch. “The best way we could think to honor the team was to brew a beer for fans that can’t make it to Atlanta and a New England style Double IPA with as much spirit as the players felt like the perfect beer. We haven’t doubted them all season and can’t wait to watch them on Sunday with a beer in hand that honors their hard work.”

As an athlete myself and a huge fan of sports in general, one thing I love is a great fan base. They make everything more fun. Usually the most elite teams have the best fan bases. The Patriots are clearly among the top teams and of course the too fan bases. These people love their team and their QB (TB12, Thomas of Nazareth, the GOAT, Thomas Edward Patrick Brady) so much that they brewed a beer for them in honor of yet another Super Bowl appearance, NAMED IT AFTER ALL THEIR HATERS, then put Tom’s likeness on it complete with goat head and my favorite Patriots uniform jersey design! Damn I love sports and sports fans (even Eagles and Cowboys fans…. you’re annoying, but you’re passionate and I can respect that). Enjoy the Super Bowl…. no more football til August.

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