Shitty Food Porn: Shitty cheese pizza from Red Bull Arena in Harrison, NJ

So I just discovered a Reddit called Shitty Food Porn and it’s nothing short of amazing. So I decided I’m going to do a weekly picture post, because everyone needs to see this shit (pun attended).

Nahhhh I woulda called the cops, that is the shittiest attempt at making a pizza that I’ve seen at a venue…probably ever. I can’t think of a place that would have the unmitigated gall to even attempt to sell this blasphemy and passing it off as pizza. They didn’t even bother using a full handfull of cheese, just told these kind folks “You’re getting what you get and you’re gonna like it…now go fuck yourself”.

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I would have asked to see the manager and the person in charge of concessions at the arena and would have asked them to eat this shit knowing damn well they wouldn’t have. You should be able to fight someone over these kind of pizza related infractions. This was originally posted by u/prayersforrain :

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